Ain't no "why" once flak and bone fly.
The fog of war. The blinded crowd.
Brassy anthems play out, proud.
Drums beat out the same old call:
"Embrace with us the steel rainfall".
Stars and spangles fade to gray.
Were they colored yesterday?
Once again the wheel comes 'round.
The blood of good men feeds the ground
While with ingenious sleight of hand
Kings and generals make their stand
And with a patriarchal frown
They lock the whole damn kingdom down.
The innocents that we would free
Sleep beneath a symphony
Of missiles and artillery
While an arrogant cacophony
Of procedural propriety
Hides our culpability.
Showing posts with label Monkey Tales. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monkey Tales. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
The Laws of Social Dynamics
- Never get a stiffy for your boss.
- The ability to alter the facts to fit their views is the one thing stupid people have in common with powerful ones.
- The reason you hate your parents is that most of the time, they're right.
- The reason you hate your kids is that most of the time, they're right.
- Waitresses don't flirt with you. They get paid to look you in the eye and smile.
- Everybody loves an honest man who knows how to keep his mouth shut.
- The more reason you have to be lonely, the less anyone cares how you feel.
- Listen by watching. Talk is composed of flapping lips and hot air.
- Thoughtlessness is deadlier than malice.
- If you're bored, it's because you're boring.
- Most people will thank you for your patience by blowing you off.
- Cheaters prosper.
- No matter how much they smile, everybody hates the last asshole in the bar.
- Nine lies out of ten are told at you, not to you.
- Beauty and character are an exceedingly rare combination.
- The likelihood of any given group making an intelligent decision is inversely proportional to the number of people in the group.
Saturday, July 23, 2016
Monkey Tale
I climbed to the top of the highest tree in the forest
Just so I could see the view
But there was a dead monkey up there
And that made me sad
So...
I decided to enjoy my success from halfway down.
It was still very grand
And it didn't smell so much like dead monkey.
Just so I could see the view
But there was a dead monkey up there
And that made me sad
So...
I decided to enjoy my success from halfway down.
It was still very grand
And it didn't smell so much like dead monkey.
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
A Simple Free Market Equation
Math don't bend.
You gave it away yesterday.
Ain't nobody gonna give it back.
You're out of the black.
Ain't no exchange,
no price range,
no market,
no store,
no commodities floor
Sells the shit you really need.
And everybody
Everybody
EVERYBODY needs a thneed.
Like a wallet we clutch at some broken old crutch:
Thinking to much?
Afraid of the pain?
You can't have a headache if you don't have a brain.
Don't pump blood if you're afraid of the stain.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)

